What she could totally say stuff like that to someone in costume. She could! Not that she would ever do so again.

The question though, made her smile as she crossed a leg over the other. " Perhaps a bit of column A and a bit of column B. God knows this place has enough weird stuff and I would like to know I can be freaked out and speak my mind to somebody at least marginally willing to listen and perhaps join in the rant."

Because let's be real, Emily wasn't expecting any real counseling here.