Guidance Counselor's Office, Friday

[electrocynic]

Look who'd managed to crawl off Jenny's sofa in London and back to Fandom and her office! Maybe she'd even had enough of moping around after having done that for the better part of a week!

... Ahahaha no. Sarah was slouchng behind her desk as usual, sure, but instead of making apper airplanes out of her less important paperwork, she was just ripping papers into shreds, one by one. Maybe saying she was taking this breakup thing well would have been kind of an overstatement. Sort of in the same way as saying Excelsor was mildly unpleasant was an understatement.

Students beware.

[ooc: Open! Although all "advice" will be particularly cynical and unhelpful, omg.]

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[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

There was that Skywalker sense of self-preservation in action, bringing Cade to poke at Electroclash!

Cade knocked at her office door. "I got detention so that means I'm cured, right?"

[OOC: Running for dinner but I couldn't resist omg.]

[electrocynic]

"No, it means you got caught doing something dumb," she replied glumly. "Stupid fucker."

So, yeah, that was probably going to set the tone of this interaction, right there.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"And here I was going to give you the camel," Cade said.

Cade was a big liar.

[electrocynic]

"I have no bleedin' clue what that means."

Actually, she'd heard about that at one point, but wasn't bothering with remembering it right now.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Sparkle and me stole a camel in Turkey," Cade said. "We're totally famous."

Not really.

[electrocynic]

"Oh, that's right." Yes, she'd heard about that on the radio. Or read about it in paper work. Something like that. "That was stupid."

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"I think you mispronounced 'amazing' there," Cade said helpfully.

[electrocynic]

"No."

Also, you weren't as smart as you thought, Cade.

Or maybe Sarah just had really low tolerance for the usually relatively funny adolescent hijinks.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

Cade shrugged. "So Alenko made us run laps in the mud all last Saturday and now I've turned my back on a life of crime that makes me get muddy."

[electrocynic]

"Fantastic," Sarah drawled. "Nice to know everything is as pointless and fucking futile as ever."

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"You're so karking cheerful," Cade replied. "It's why I enjoy our chats so much."

[electrocynic]

"I'm not here to entertain you," Sarah groused. "The world is a fucking horrible place to be. I'm acting accordingly."

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Steal a camel," Cade recommended. "It'll cheer you right up."

[electrocynic]

"Do you see any fucking camels around?"

Because that was clearly the worst flaw in that plan.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Well, no," Cade admitted. "One of the many flaws of this place."

[electrocynic]

"Of which there are many."

Like how you could meet people here who needed to fuck off to outer space on short notice. Not that she was bitter. "

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Turning into a girl was pretty sweet," Cade decided. "I looked really good in a bikini."

[electrocynic]

"How grand and completely unpredictable for you," Sarah drawled. Yeah, this counseling thing was just not happening at all right now. "Well done."

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, thank you," Cade said, bowing.