Guidance Counselor's Office, Friday

[electrocynic]

Look who'd managed to crawl off Jenny's sofa in London and back to Fandom and her office! Maybe she'd even had enough of moping around after having done that for the better part of a week!

... Ahahaha no. Sarah was slouchng behind her desk as usual, sure, but instead of making apper airplanes out of her less important paperwork, she was just ripping papers into shreds, one by one. Maybe saying she was taking this breakup thing well would have been kind of an overstatement. Sort of in the same way as saying Excelsor was mildly unpleasant was an understatement.

Students beware.

[ooc: Open! Although all "advice" will be particularly cynical and unhelpful, omg.]

Comments

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"You're so karking cheerful," Cade replied. "It's why I enjoy our chats so much."

[electrocynic]

"I'm not here to entertain you," Sarah groused. "The world is a fucking horrible place to be. I'm acting accordingly."

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Steal a camel," Cade recommended. "It'll cheer you right up."

[electrocynic]

"Do you see any fucking camels around?"

Because that was clearly the worst flaw in that plan.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Well, no," Cade admitted. "One of the many flaws of this place."

[electrocynic]

"Of which there are many."

Like how you could meet people here who needed to fuck off to outer space on short notice. Not that she was bitter. "

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Turning into a girl was pretty sweet," Cade decided. "I looked really good in a bikini."

[electrocynic]

"How grand and completely unpredictable for you," Sarah drawled. Yeah, this counseling thing was just not happening at all right now. "Well done."

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, thank you," Cade said, bowing.